April 2009
1 post
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March 2009
10 posts
Where can I park my Prius?
Save moneys!
'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' will make you...
So long and thanks for all the fish… 42…
My favorite line from 'Fight Club'
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or...
Let me tell you what I do
I check the quality of glass bottles coming off a line, make machine repairs if necessary, and dick around for the rest of the night.
My money's on the bear
Bears can swim; sharks can’t go on land.
Three overplayed songs I love anyway
In Da Club
by
50 Cent
Catchy beyond all reason for a rap song from this hack, but I can’t help but finish singing it once it’s stuck in my head.
Rockstar
by
Nickleback
Again, the catchy-ness makes up for it’s repetitive-ness.
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You can call me...
The King of Awesome
'Break Stuff' will help you through a break-up
Break Stuff
by
Limp Bizkit
My first reaction to a break up would be a want to break something or someone.
The Thrill is Gone
by
B.B. King
You can’t have a list of break up songs without something from the king.
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Seat me next to the irritating talker, please
I can deal with annoying… staring means they could be plotting my demise.
I'll spend my golden years in Honolulu, Hawaii
Sun, sand, and volcanoes!