Where can I park my Prius?
Save moneys!
‘Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy’ will make you LOL
So long and thanks for all the fish… 42…
My favorite line from ‘Fight Club’
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.
Let me tell you what I do
I check the quality of glass bottles coming off a line, make machine repairs if necessary, and dick around for the rest of the night.
My money’s on the bear
Bears can swim; sharks can’t go on land.
Three overplayed songs I love anyway
Catchy beyond all reason for a rap song from this hack, but I can’t help but finish singing it once it’s stuck in my head.
Change the words “50 Cent” to “Nelly” in my first choice and that says it all.
You can call me…
The King of Awesome
‘Break Stuff’ will help you through a break-up
My first reaction to a break up would be a want to break something or someone.
The Thrill is Gone by B.B. King
You can’t have a list of break up songs without something from the king.
Seat me next to the irritating talker, please
I can deal with annoying… staring means they could be plotting my demise.
